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About 6 years ago I had a problem with my eyes so my doctor (who spoke with a thick Irish accent) decided to refer me to the eye department at the local hospital. I was a bit surprised to be told "They'll probably recommend you to masturbate". (My mother always told me that was why my eyes went funny in the first place) but the conversation became totally confusing with neither the doctor nor I understanding what the other was going on about.
Fortunately, I can report that on turning up at the hospital with a large box of Kleenex, I discovered the Consultant Eye Surgeon, Mr Bate, to be a thoroughly competent fellow.
Fortunately, I can report that on turning up at the hospital with a large box of Kleenex, I discovered the Consultant Eye Surgeon, Mr Bate, to be a thoroughly competent fellow.
