Why "drinking" wine, beer or any other liquor is better...

Stijloor

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#1
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As a very wise man said:
  • In wine there is wisdom,
  • In beer there is freedom,
  • In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
  • Water = Poop,
  • Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Stijloor.
 
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Craig H.

#2
Re: Why "drinking" is better...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As a very wise man said:
  • In wine there is wisdom,
  • In beer there is freedom,
  • In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
  • Water = Poop,
  • Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Stijloor.
And I raise my full tumbler of bourbon to you. Cheers!
 

sathis

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#4
Re: Why "drinking" is better...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As a very wise man said:
  • In wine there is wisdom,
  • In beer there is freedom,
  • In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
  • Water = Poop,
  • Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Stijloor.

Good Information

Sathis
 

bobdoering

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#5
Re: Why "drinking" is better...

My favorite liquor is waterever someone wants to offer up for free. Today it may be wine, but tomorrow it might be beer. Hate to live my life being too picky to pass up a free drink. :drunk:
 
#6
Re: Why "drinking" is better...

Jan:

But what if you put ice in your drink.........???;)

Does the alcohol kills the bugs or just make them dizzy?
 

SteelMaiden

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#7
Re: Why "drinking" is better...

Jan:

But what if you put ice in your drink.........???;)

Does the alcohol kills the bugs or just make them dizzy?
gees, somebody has to go and pull us back into reality every time don't they? Thanks Andy. Now I have to quit drinking margaritas, daqaris and the like. :lmao:

Jan, you hit the jackpot down there in Charlotte? You're pretty wide open today.:lol:
 

Stijloor

Staff member
Super Moderator
#8
Re: Why "drinking" is better...

gees, somebody has to go and pull us back into reality every time don't they? Thanks Andy. Now I have to quit drinking margaritas, daqaris and the like. :lmao:

Jan, you hit the jackpot down there in Charlotte? You're pretty wide open today.:lol:
The contractors are almost finished with remodeling our house, the stock market tanked, my wife is smiling and says she loves me...what else can I ask for.....:lol:

Jan.

P.S. I do not drink (alcohol...) :nope:
 
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