Ok. I'm laughing my butt off over here!!!
I have a ton of stories, but my favorite is:
We were ISO 9001 registered and we had the best auditor (for any audit team), lacking for any company who wanted to grow....Anyhow, I was Lead Auditor and my team of 9, along with the Director of Quality and all the big wigs are in the pre audit conference meeting. In walks dear old Mr. ______.....Zipper down, sweater on backwards and INSIDE out.
I had to put my head down like I was tying my shoes. How is one to remain calm and collected when THIS is your auditor? I thought I was going to die. I still find that hysterical. Needless to say, I had to tell him his zipper was down and his sweater issue....But we only got one observation that entire audit!

LOL Looked good for me, but like I said, the company needed a real auditor to kick butt and write some NC's! Ahhhh.....
