How many Elsmar Covers does it take to change a light bulb?
65
- 1 Cover to change the bulb
- 3 to ask where is the requirement to change the bulb
- 7 to state that they have 35 years of experience in changing light bulbs
- 9 to mention that they have audited many light bulbs being changed
- 6 to ask to see the copy of the flowchart for the light bulb changing process
- 11 to offer that there is no value added in changing the bulb
- another 9 to ask for a copy of the procedure for changing the light bulb
- 3 will ask for the checklist used for changing the bulb
- 6 will attest that the bulb did not need to be replaced
- 9 will ask if we should change all the other light bulbs as a preventive action.
- Randy to rant that the light bulb should screw itself in!
I saw something similar online - so I thought to see if the Cove had one - of course it did.
Thought I'd add my
and resurrect what I thought was a very funny thread. By the way, I almost posted this before searching and I am definitely guilty of the last one in the list.
7 to state ASQ is seriously deficient in programs regarding light bulb changes.
11 to blame the light bulb failures on Upper Management
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask what is a "FAQ".
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....