Office Dress Code

Wes Bucey

Prophet of Profit
I forgot to mention some of the guys in the office are also wearing ball caps and not shaving every day now.....:mg:
I noticed one guy at a company I frequent has taken to wearing a ball cap (golf cap? - different logos on each occasion) and now has a scruffy beard. A thousand years ago (it seems like that long ago), my business partner and I went to call on an executive we hadn't seen in about six months. He had a full beard when previously had been clean shaven. I said nothing, but my partner immediately said, "So! I see you are planning on finally getting a toupee to replace your comb-over!"

Sheepishly, the guy replied, "Yeah, but how could you possibly know?"

"Easy!" relied my partner. "My dad got a toupee and the wig maker told him to, 'Grow a beard, then shave it off the first day you start to wear the toupee. When folks say you look different, you can reply, "Oh, I shaved off my beard!"' Dad did that and it went exactly like that with dozens of people."

Perhaps the ball cap guys are planning something similar?;)
 
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mguilbert

I forgot to mention some of the guys in the office are also wearing ball caps and not shaving every day now.....:mg:

At one of my jobs (meat processing plant) we had an individual that sometimes forgot to shave. Our boss brought in a razor for him to keep at his desk. Thus when he came in unshaven our boss had him shave (without the shaving cream). After a few times of this he always remembered to shave before coming in to work.:lmao:
 
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palmer

At one of my jobs (meat processing plant) we had an individual that sometimes forgot to shave. Our boss brought in a razor for him to keep at his desk. Thus when he came in unshaven our boss had him shave (without the shaving cream). After a few times of this he always remembered to shave before coming in to work.:lmao:

I have a goatee but never use shaving cream to shave. I've been shaving like this for almost 30 yrs. No skin irritation or cuts/nicks.

I guess I was blessed with good pliable skin.:confused:
 
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